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Hilarious Kid Chat!

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Funny stuff! When kids speak up fearlessly, most times its hilarious. Of course some times they go innocently overboard. Listen in!

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years old

Teacher: What? How is that possible? 

Kid: He became father only after I was born

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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me not to use tables.

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Teacher: Glenn, What is the chemical formula for water?

Glenn: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: Who taught you that?

Glenn: Yesterday you said H to O

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Teacher: Rohan, name one important thing we have today that we did not 10 years ago

Rohan: Me

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Teacher: Vish, why do you always get so dirty?

Vish: Because I am closer to the ground than you are

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Teacher: Mohan, give me a sentence starting with I

Mohan: I is..

Teacher: No Mohan, always say 'I am..'

Mohan: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father did not punish him?

Louie: Yes, because he still had the axe in his hand

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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me the truth, do you say prayers before you eat dinner?

Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mum is a good cook

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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Tell me the truth. Did you copy his essay?

Clyde: No sir, its the same dog.

posted Dec 3, 2016 by anonymous

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