Funny stuff! When kids speak up fearlessly, most times its hilarious. Of course some times they go innocently overboard. Listen in!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid: He became father only after I was born
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me not to use tables.
Teacher: Glenn, What is the chemical formula for water?
Glenn: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: Who taught you that?
Glenn: Yesterday you said H to O
Teacher: Rohan, name one important thing we have today that we did not 10 years ago
Teacher: Vish, why do you always get so dirty?
Vish: Because I am closer to the ground than you are
Teacher: Mohan, give me a sentence starting with I
Mohan: I is..
Teacher: No Mohan, always say 'I am..'
Mohan: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father did not punish him?
Louie: Yes, because he still had the axe in his hand
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me the truth, do you say prayers before you eat dinner?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mum is a good cook
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Tell me the truth. Did you copy his essay?
Clyde: No sir, its the same dog.